Hey mans, I've had a few good weeks, so no rage! Today kinda sucked. Traffic was shit from a major traffic accident on the 405. Didn't ruin my outlook on life.
.... 'cuz so far, life is goo!
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
What the hell goes on when a car is pulled over on the 405? Why, the entire highway stops to watch the car by the side of the highway.
I mean, what the hell man. This is FN Los Angeles. People should be used to seeing cars by the highway. They're either talking to the cops, tires popped, some kind of accident or just some dude who needs to take a piss in the bushes... I've seen that once coming from downtown LA and got stuck in traffic going to the westside on the 10.
Yet, people still slow down to take a peak at what the hell is going on. By doing so, all the lanes grind to a halt. Ever wonder why there's a long ass traffic jam, and all of a sudden, it clears for no absolute reason? That's because whatever slowed down the entire highway at that point where traffic cleared... moved on.
... and btw, what's with guys and women who own high end Mercedes, Porches, BMWs and Audi's driving the hell slow on the FN FAST LANE! Use that horsepower! You bought a high performance machine, use it.
Either drive the hell fast or move to the slow lane. Let everyone move on up. I don't know what's going on with people nowadays thinking they own the fast lane but barely break the speed limit. That's just inconsiderate to everyone else. I'd even say, just plain rude.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
I was driving on the 5 in San Diego over the Labor day weekend. Passing by the airport and looking at the skyline of down town San Diego and I just smiled.
For you guys who haven't been to San Diego, imagine driving on a highway towards downtown, and when you look at the rooftops of almost every high rise building, there are flags, big and small, one on almost every building. It's a great sight.
Seeing the Stars and Stripes waving in the breeze on top of the downtown San Diego buildings is inspiring.
You know what would be awe inspiring? Having a great BIG Stars and Stripes on top of each building. Now imagine that. That would be a damn cool site as people drive on the 5 highway, and as they get closer to downtown San Diego, they see a beautiful site of American flags in all their glory, stretched from one end of downtown to the other.
How about the hundreds of thousands of people who land on Lindbergh Field? It would be a great site for them to see an array of American flags fluttering in each building. This would be a great tourist attraction unto itself!
Who else agrees? "It's a damn grand old flag, an' your a high flying flag, you're the emblem of the land I love, the home of the free and the brave!"
As I'm writing, I'm thinking it would be cool if we had veterans on each building playing taps with their trumpet every night as each flag is lowered. Ah shit man, that would be damn inspiring.
As I drove, I gunned it after the guy in front of me was driving too bloody slow on the... slow lane. A FKN Yugo could have gone faster than this guy. Yea, this was Labor Day and San Diego so I was chill. That's always alright.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Driving from work and just turn to the side street. I see a car parked with their lights on. No big deal, and I basically ignore it.
As I drive closer, just next to this parked car, BAM! The dude moves to leave their parking spot and turns on their high beams right into my face. FU!
WTF man, why the hell did this guy turn on his high beams as they were leaving? Bastard.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
What's with these people who buy exotic high end cars like a Porsche 911, a Cayenne, a high end Audi or an expensive BMW.... and drive on the fast lane... but go FN slow? Like what the F#$% is that all about?
Just this morning, as I was driving to work, I'm on the lane next to the fast lane, and I come upon this FN Porsche Cayenne taking their damn sweet time. I'm driving, and thinking, OK, I'll be chill... but dude, I just lost patience after a minute. I need to go to work man. So I changed to the fast lane, accelerated, and went back to my original lane... but in front of that Cayenne, and you know... there was no car in front of me that slowed me down as I cruised the highway at 70MPH, easily passing that Cayenne as it sputtered behind me.
Come on people, why the F#$% did you buy a goddamn Cayenne in the first place? It's for the speed, that engine purring as you whiz by everyone on the highway - pretty nice inside too.
The hell man. If you're not going to drive it fast, then move over to the damn slow FN lane, dipshits.
Hell man, if I'm on the fast lane, and see an exotic behind me, I usually change to the slower lane, just to see if the guy driving that Lambo or Porsche will gun the acceleration.