It's a Wonderful Life!

I was just thinking of that really old Christmas movie - "It's a Wonderful Life."
I always loved that movie, it was so warm and gave a good feeling inside... but I just thought of something...

When George Bailey tries to score some points with the neighborhood nice girl...

"George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

Mary: I'll take it. Then what?"

WHAT?!? She'll take it?! And then she says... "Then what?" What the hell is going on here? My GOD! He offers her the freaking moon, and is she satisfied? NO! Hell no! Can any woman be ever satisfied?

Then George Bailey starts to freak out on us. He starts raving mad about feeding Mary the moon... thats what happened to George Bailey. This nice guy got freaked out!

How in the world was he supposed to answer her? "I'll not only lasso the moon, baby, but I'll feed it to you like prime rib!" But no, he just freaks out even more, and describes how she becomes a weird alien being with light shooting out of her extremities.

"George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?"

Dude, you talk too much. At least you got her at the end. "Giggity giggity goo... Alll riiight."

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