The hot weather and the hotter models

Man it's pretty hot today in Southern California. I mean it's freaking hot. I mean, I had to open up my freezer so I could get some cool fresh freezer air. Then I stripped and took a long freezing cold shower, and man, it felt good.

Then I walked to the local 7/11 and felt that cool air rushing against my hairy legs. A dudes legs! Bought myself a couple of big bite hot dogs with mustard. Yea mustard, it's all good as long as it has mustard.

... and it's still hot. Even though I have this here fan blasting out the air around me. I'm not buying a air conditioner unit. Hell no man. That thing costs money in electrical bills. I'm not paying that shit. The economy is tanking, and hell man. You never know what's going to happen to your job right? That's why you gotta try to save your cash for the next great economic depression.

So what's hotter than this heat wave in Southern California? Hot models man! Giggity - Giggity... Oh - Yea!

Now see here, I think the Chinese girl with the black hair is hotter. The first picture, check out her lips dudes! Like she's about to pucker up those lips. Now that's just hot. Her little friend is hot too... but you know. I like the girls with long hair.

Yea, it gets better here where she has that innocent smile and that "hey you're a handsome man" look.... Hey there lovely lady! That's hot. But is it hotter than this weather we're having? On to the next picture!

What the hell dude! The weather is hot. Really hot. Just a reminder with this sky blue day.

Oh my god... I'm melting. Did I take that picture as she was about to say something? Was it deliberate? Whatever it was, that's a striking pose.

Man she's hot. The delirium is getting to me. It's the heat that's making giving me stupid writing.

Go Chargers!

Absolutely hot. The fact that she might be a stripper makes her hotter!

You can't fake hotness with a little paint dude!

A Lotus is always hot. Now that's a hot picture of a beautiful car.

She's hot. I have to admit that the first thing that pops up... ahem - are those two perfect globes, and then my eyes moves up and see a really hot smiling face. Close up? Did someone say close up?

BAM! Close UP! I think I surprised the hot model!

Oh shit. That's Alicia Ann Whitten! Man I was looking over my pictures from Lux5 2007 and... that's Alicia Ann Whitten! I was sure of it, but not really... so I checked and looked at the JDM vs DTM show in Chinatown earlier this year. That's Alicia Ann Whitten! I'm right! Now she's hot!

Alicia Ann Whitten is hotter when you see her body on a bike.

So what was I thinking talking about? About the heat right? Nah, feels good now. Been drinking water and that fills me up.

I'm glad I found that jug of water in the fridge. It's on my belly, cooling me down. Oh yea!

The fan is cooling me down too - it's just now blowing in my face, so yea, I'm chilled.