Mad conspiracies, KFC and Colonel Sanders

Man, when was the last time you saw a statue of Colonel Sanders at your local KFC? Rarely for me. All I see is his image plastered on the wall or a poster at the local Kentucky Fried Chicken. Although since it's been bought out by Pepsi, for some reason they changed it to KFC. I liked the old name better man, at least it actually said "chicken" in the name instead of this mysterious KFC branding.

This really old southern dude with his hands sticking out like he was going to shake your hands. That's the old guy I think about when I see a KFC. Now they got these cartoony commercials of the Colonel, which has its charms but man. After thinking about it, it's pretty much disrespectful to the dead founder. The "man"... has been made into this smiling nimble guy with a cane ready to sell these chickens as he smiles with family friendly acting. I'm getting really sick of it already. What next, a Samurai themed Colonel? uhhhh..... OK.

That's the thing, it feels like a corporate shill made by the PR department. That cartoon is funny at first, but I'd like to see the old Colonel back. Yea, get this. Pepsico has billions, why not resurrect the old Colonel by using regenerative skin cells from one of his surviving relatives injected with one of his DNA taken from his grave, voila! Put the two in a vat, and you get a clone! Like bloody Dolly the sheep. Brilliant idea.

It would be similar to what Disney did to Walt Disney. You know he's out there somewhere. Planning on building another theme park with his servant Elvis Presley. The King... man, with Priscilla Presley looking the way she does, her face kinda looks plasticky, errrr.... I'd stay hidden from view too, yea?

Sic! Sic! Sic!

Who's the Last Samurai? Who's going to save the little brown folks from their savagery? The Coronel that's who! Hooora!

Oh hell no! The Colonel is a cross dresser? Ah shaz, what the hell are the Japanese doing to the old man? It's bloody hell abuse I tell you!.... You like being cute don't you Colonel? You like the frilly stuff, huh?

Thanks to Dannychoo.com for the lead on the pictures!

Bomex knows how to do ads!

Bomex, the guys that make body kits always has cute girls at their booths. That didn't change at the Toyota Fest in Long Beach, where they had one cute Japanese promotional model. But - but - they usually have more than one, which kinda sucked.

But check out how she is holding the Bomex pamphlet. It's directly in front of the camera! Above the pamphlet is Bomex printed on her dress, and what a very nice dress it is my dear, as I try to stare at those very pretty eyes you have. And then "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your blouse....

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pigs. - Yup...

This is what I've seen in Japan at the Fukuoka Auto Salon, with Japanese promotional models not only looking man oh bloody suckable hot but posing with their groups brand right in front of the camera. Unlike the import models in California.

What's this rant about? Just feel that if the models actually started advertising their groups names, products, etc... that there will be a lot more of them!

SpoCom show in Long Beach get your tickets here!

Hey, you in the trench coat playing with yourself. I'm talking to you. shhhh, be quiet. Come look at this here, prime stuff, buddy. Remember this from last year?

Well, it's back next month, save that $15 bucks for that online ticket + that $2 dollars convenience fee, but at least this time you get something free out of it - "with your online ticket purchase you choose to get a FREE one year subscription to one of these magazines, Super Street, Modified Magazine, Import Tuner, Euro Tuner, Turbo Magazine, or Performance Auto and Sound."

So that $2 bucks is negligible. Last years event went pretty well, the lines weren't bad, and it was a good first show. Ah the lines, hopefully the logistics crew will be better than the HIN - Hot Import Nights logistics with their nightmare lines snaking around the convention center.

Hey, the models and the fashion show. Sweet. They let you take their pictures... and guess what? It's fun!

See this here - an official press release. It's the real thing buddy.

SpoCom’s Premier Sport Compact Automotive Trade Event is coming to the Long Beach Convention Center in California on June 22nd, 2008 from 11am-6pm. SpoCom will feature over 75 of the industry’s top manufacturers like Nitto, AEM, HKS, Eibach, Rotora, PIAA and more. SpoCom is a Trade Event OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! That is right it is OPEN TO THE PUBLIC! You get direct access to all of the brands that typically only show at trade events like SEMA.

SpoCom will keep you entertained all day with a world class car show competition featuring 250 of the best prescreened vehicles on the plant. All judged by an all industry panel. We also have a fashion show, professionally judged urban dance contest, tons of import models, and much more. This is the one show you do not want to miss! For more information on competitor registration or to purchase tickets visit us at www.SpoComUsa.com

Not only that but with your online ticket purchase you choose to get a FREE one year subscription to one of these magazines, Super Street, Modified Magazine, Import Tuner, Euro Tuner, Turbo Magazine, or Performance Auto and Sound. What more could you possible ask for?

Visit www.SpoComUsa.com and order your tickets today!



You know at that new event in Long Beach - SpoCom. They had free NOS and stuff... ya know? Free drunks...drinks! Of course, the NOS girls handing out the fizz were hot.

... and KT So was hot... and KT So was hot... and KT So was hot. Times 3! Lick!

Hopefully the Uber guys will bring the SAME MODELS from last year. Would these jeans be considered ultra low rise jeans? Who the hell cares!?@#?!?@#~! See my jaws on the floor oozing drool? Yup - Yup - Yup. Just a little bit lower... lower... lower...

Yea, plus guys breaking...

... and the DJ's grinding.

The reason why most of you go to SpoCom is for the imports, and there was tons of that. I should have taken more pictures of the cars, eh? I'll try to come early this year and start with the car show before starting on the import models... hopefully, but it's so... hard.

2008 KT So and Christine Mendoza Fight!

I'm pretty much bored preparing for interviews and looking for a job, so it's time to do another cheap analysis on who's more popular - KT So or Christine Mendoza! The data I used was taken from Google Trends within the last 12 months as of May 1, 2008.

Looking at the line chart, we find that people are consistently searching for Christine Mendoza more than KT So, except for the month of November 2007, where her search ranking increased and Christine Mendoza's line decreased. However, starting December and onward, Christine Mendoza retook the lead and has consistently topped KT So in 2008 searches worldwide.

Now let's take a look at regional differences between the two import models. First up is their global popularity.

KT So is more popular in Singapore, Vietnam, and Canada. The United States being third in search popularity of her name. Christine Mendoza is more popular in the Philippines, Canada, and the United States. These statistics show that these two sexy import models are primarily backed by fans from their own ethnic backgrounds, specifically fans from Asian countries - and primarily from their countries of origin in the case of Christine Mendoza and to a lesser degree KT So. Note however that Christine Mendoza has a greater base of searches within European countries compared to KT So.

Next, we look at international cities. KT So dominates Singapore a major trans-shipment hub within the region and Vancouver where a large Chinese population calls home. Christine Mendoza on the other hand owns Makati the premiere financial city in the Philippines and Sydney which has a large Filipino population.

The language of the fan gives a good contrast between the two import models.

Respondents who are interested in KT So are primarily using Asian languages (Vietnamese, Japanese, Chinese) and of course English. Second tier languages are mainly European (German, French, Spanish), but please note that KT So has less in-language searches within European countries when compared to Christine Mendoza.

Christine Mendoza's respondents primarily are Tagalog speakers, English, and Spanish. This is followed by primarily European languages.

The contrast between the two import models shows two different linguistic markets. KT So primarily has her strength in the East Asian fan base, with the exception of the Philippines where she does not exist in Google search. Christine Mendoza has her fans in the Philippines and multiple European countries.

Let's now take a microscope at the regional popularity within the United States.

Just looking at the chart, it's consistent that Christine Mendoza has a small lead in each of the regional markets. One exception being San Diego where KT So barely registers. This is due to the fact that the San Diego market is heavily populated with Filipinos who seem to be in love with Christine Mendoza.

Looking at the language, Christine Mendoza takes a large percentage of fans who speak English.

So what can I conclude with these charts? Each import model relies on their ethnic base as their primary supporters. However, Christine Mendoza has reached a higher plateau in global name recognition and Google searches while KT So has a high fan base in East Asia.

I don't think anyone minds, they both have really hot bodies. So yea, in the event I have the chance to do more than stare and take pictures, I'll need to get a pack of Viagra and do my best to pump... it... up...

Giggity giggity giggity giggity, let's have sex!

Paranoia and the saving grace of import models

Have you ever thought someone was out to get you? I'm not talking about the freaks who wear tin foils on their heads to cloak their brain waves from government snooping. I'm thinking say....

You're out walking, eating an ice cream cone and your spidey senses starts to ring ring ring! You stop and look behind you. Then your whole body goes numb as if all your emotions fled from their post, and you shrug it off and start walking again, but you sense a heavy gravitas holding you down as if your emotions were hiding under a bunker afraid of the ENEMY.

Sitting down you look around as a watcher. Someone who lost all their feelings to numbness and as an isolate watches people go by. You get this feeling that it doesn't feel right, the world world doesn't feel right. So you search your emotions - Looking for the reason... who's out to get me?

Then out of the blue - the world comes back into focus. The world feels right. You feel light headed, your emotions come back and you move on. Always in the back of the head thinking, what the hell was that?

Was it a bolt of apathy that struck the body? Was it Paranoia or was there something wrong with the world and I was that canary in a coal mine.

Whatever it was, as long the world has import shows and bikini contests with hot models I'm all right. Everyone's all right. The world is all right!

Research say Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Straight from the BBC that has a pretty old article on how researchers in Australia have said that masturbation cuts cancer risk!

"They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer."

Oh shit Batman! Every prepubescent kid now has an excuse to play with his monkey!

Waitaminute... it says ages 20 to 50 who ejaculated the most... man... now I got to start working on making myself more resistant to cancer. The things you do to be healthy.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.

Will do doctor! But I need something to look at... what should I do? Yea - Let's get started with some hot sexy model pictures I've taken. For you disbelievers, the article is from the BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation! I mean, if it's from the BBC, it has weight! It's not from gossip rags like the Inquirer or the Star. It was written by a guy who has that funny English accent. How can you not disbelieve the dude... dude?

Naw man! Trust the source! Go play with your monkey! It's healthy for ya! Woof! Woof!