Research say Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Straight from the BBC that has a pretty old article on how researchers in Australia have said that masturbation cuts cancer risk!

"They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer."

Oh shit Batman! Every prepubescent kid now has an excuse to play with his monkey!

Waitaminute... it says ages 20 to 50 who ejaculated the most... man... now I got to start working on making myself more resistant to cancer. The things you do to be healthy.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.

Will do doctor! But I need something to look at... what should I do? Yea - Let's get started with some hot sexy model pictures I've taken. For you disbelievers, the article is from the BBC - British Broadcasting Corporation! I mean, if it's from the BBC, it has weight! It's not from gossip rags like the Inquirer or the Star. It was written by a guy who has that funny English accent. How can you not disbelieve the dude... dude?

Naw man! Trust the source! Go play with your monkey! It's healthy for ya! Woof! Woof!



That's not healthy for ya! No sirree...

Now use these to fight cancer dude! Cancer - Cancer - Go away! Come again another day.... uhhh... yea, cancer go away!

Formula Drift: Streets of Long Beach Photo Gallery Created!

Question class! What action shot do you NOT see in this series of photos?

RINg! Ring! RINg!

Drifting!

Correct! No bloody drifting shots! Why? OK, I didn't go early as I said I was a few days ago, I got there around lunch time. I also didn't leave late as I said I was - I left around 4. So yea, I lied. F@ that.

A buddy took some quick videos last year of the FormulaD event. If you still want some pictures of the drifting I took last year, here's the post with the link to the drifting pictures.

Compared to last year's low attendance at the Formula Drift competition in Long Beach, this year it was packed with people - little people, big people, wide people, and tons of bouncy girls as promotional models and attendees.

The general stands were packed, so I didn't even bother taking shots. Yea, I paid for the general seating, I'm sure not going to pay for premium seats, hell no - I'm still looking for a job while I'm conserving money and going to these events. Not going to stop just because of a small bump in the road - even though it basically deprives me of any kinda money coming in.

There was one incident that pissed me off as I was walking to my car on 3rd street. Paid 8 bucks for parking. That wasn't the incident, it was....

OK, so I'm walking, feeling good as I just had a pastrami sandwich and a sprite. Weather was scorching hot all day long, and I'm just thinking of going home to take a needed shower... a cold one.

"Hey, my car ran out of gas, can you lend me some money?" What the hell was that? What did this dude just ask me? Wanted what?

This guy didn't look broke, and hey... he has a car, so that means he had the means to buy it, and I'm thinking... any fool that runs out of gas should be flogged. Any sucker who begs for gas should have his car towed.

When regular gas costs a minimum of 3.70 dollars a gallon, what the F%#$%! I'm not going to give you money for gas... dips#$%#....

I just put my hands up - said sorry, and just walked the hell out of there... begging for gas... sheeez...

Emperor Motorsports Hot damn oh so sexy women!

These aren't women! They're models! Hot sexy models. I gotta remember that. What they lack in props they make up for it in energy... a lot of energy. These girls were bringing in the crowd!

Gotta say thanks to the Emperor Motorsports guys! Thanks dudes! Man, I was in the Philippines a few weeks ago, if I had known I would have visited their shop in Pasig.

Man, models are just hot, hopefully we'll see them again in more import shows coming up. I really do like those skirts their wearing, and their brand on their small little shirts. Yea. Great advertising, hell... if their shirts didn't say Emperor Motorsports on them, I'd forget what they were promoting.

Just like that hot model playing with her guitar all day long at the Hot Import Nights show in Los Angeles. I still don't know what she was promoting... the game, the guitar... I dunno.

YEa babae! Put it out! WAy out! Show what you got...! Haaaaawt!

I couldn't get enough! Double take! Puff out your chest! Yea babay!

This gives me the chills. She has that look. You know that look, that I'm so innocent, please protect me, but I'm also so sexy you could smell the sex ooozing from my pores look. Nice lips... really nice lips...

Hey, how you doing? That's great!

NOS sponsors Alicia Ann Whitten and check out the other model

NOS, that energy drink, that I drink - when I need a free drink at Hot Import Nights events.

But this time because I was late in the door, I didn't get enough bloody NOS to spike my adrenaline. Geeez. Love free NOS. Problem was that everyone in that hall loved it so much that they quickly ran out of the stuff.

Yea, it sucked. In past events, NOS gives out to anyone the left over cans. Sometimes you'd see a few guys carrying packets of the stuff over their shoulder. Lucky bastards. The most I got was a can of NOS, and by then, I'd drink it all before I left the event.

Not this time. Left disappointed and took that long walk to my 7 dollar parking. No way in hell was I going to pay 20 dollars to pay for parking that was one block from the Hot Import Nights show. Hella no... I parked pretty far... at least my parking lot was close to the financial district so it was pretty safe.

But the NOS girls were hot, like Alicia Ann Whitten. I mean, what the hell do I mean? Well, she's hot, mmmmmK?

And stop drinking NOS, damn you.

Dunno who she is, but that's a big NOS can! Big can, eh? Shexy girl!

Yea, well, this one is pretty much over exposed. I could say that I wanted you guys to focus on one thing and so I increased the exposure.... so uh... I blame the darkness at Hot Import Nights.

Plastic Hot Models

So I'm walking around the huge convention hall set up for the Hot Import Nights event in downtown Los Angeles, and what the.... ohhhh, I see a hot chick way over there, and no one is taking photos of her! Cool... walk fast! walk fast! walk fast....!

Man, she looks really white... and she hasn't moved in inch since I spotted her way back over there...! Weird.

Oh man. It's a mannequin baby! All plastic...! At least there's a blond and brunette. Someone saved big bucks today!

Three Little Maids from School with photos!

This song popped in my head as I saw Team Auto Concept's Japanese style props at the Los Angeles Hot Import Nights event last week. Man, their models are just badass hot all the time. The props just add to their Excalibur strength of angelic beauty!

Or when Spartacus revolted against the Romans and freed the slaves, and.... uhhh... where the hell am I going with this? I am Spartacus! Move ahead to Cleopatra, yea, better. Compare these hot models with Cleopatra as she launched a thousand ships to rescue her.... waitaminute... wrong story... but Cleopatra was hot!

But Mulan was hot too, yea boy! But I might want to read the Tale of Genji, because damn man, that guy had it going on with the girls.

So yea, those Japanese girls are pretty hot. I'd like to work on some ninja shots if I had the guts and a small little camera. Why not? Well, those Japanese jails are pretty small. I don't want to get near those closets they call a jail cell.

Well, all in all, we come full circle to this one main point - these girls are hot.

Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school

- Hot girl one and hot girl two!

- Hot girl three!

Everything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun
Three little maids from school