I'm feeling poetic right now. Warning! Warning!

Been staring at that Chinatown JDM vs DTM thumbnail for a while. Wondering why the hell did I choose it?

Simple, that picture of that bumper has character. That photo elicits emotions, her eyes clear as day staring forward, that "I'm looking down on you" bumper attitude.

So I took bits and pieces from Othello, added some new lines of my own, mixed them up and created a somewhat psycho, neurotic gibberish of a poem ode to this high class gal... wait-a-minute...

...up class gal... up town girl... yea! That song!



Who says you gotta be poet to write a poem!

Let me see your eyes;
Look in my face.

Some of your function, mistress;
Leave procreants alone and shut the door;...

Why, what art thou?

Come, swear it, damn thyself
Lest, being like one of heaven, the devils themselves...

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

... away! away! away!

Bludgeon me with those diamond yes,
as you nudge my spirit away with that sneer...

Begone spiteful thing!
As I look away with wanton lust!

mine! mine! mine!

As I caress your lines and open those doors...

Lie with her! lie on her! We say lie on her, when
they belie her. Lie with her! that's fulsome....

Look in upon me then and speak with me,
Or, naked as I am, I will assault thee.

Behold, I have a weapon;
A better never did itself sustain...

Dost thou mock me?

The handkerchief!

The handkerchief!

The handkerchief!

Away!

Showoff JDM vs DTM Chinatown Car Show Photo Event Album Created!

It's that time of year again! The first import show in Southern California. So clean up those automobiles. Bring out those hot looking import models, grid girls, and race queens. They're all welcome.

Hey, what about the go-go dancers?! Can't forget about them! ...Yea!

Showoff JDM vs DTM Chinatown car show is the first in a long series of shows this year. The next show coming up is the Hot Import Nights on March 22 in downtown Los Angeles.

Just looking at the photos, and it looks like I sharpened the model photos too much. Aw well.

Who were these two cute girls?

Where the hell was NOS? Every time I go to a show, I've been trained to expect NOS will be there giving out there energy drinks. When the show ends, NOS always gives ALL their drinks away, so sometimes you see someone carrying boxes of NOS. That's sweet.

Sophia Lin. Check out her site at jadedbysophia.com

Distorted Hot Asian Girl

Honk! Honk! Hot Asian babe here! Very hot sexy hot!-hot! Asian babe here!

She looks distorted. Well, she was so hot she melted the lens... HAHAHAHAHAHA, naw, I used my wide angle lens, so it distorted her body. It made her face, hands and legs longer.

Kinda looks sexy weird... yea... kinda weird, but when a girl is hot, you really can't screw her body... unless you get a chance and she says "yea baby!"

I like the first and fifth pictures. Really nice.

She was fun to take pictures. She would literally scream telling everyone that she had belly fat. What the! What the!?

I still had a bad case of a sore throat that I couldn't really talk. So I couldn't console her and tell her how beautiful she was, or that every guy taking her pictures probably wouldn't mind her belly fat.

Yea, and I mean... you know what I mean... Hammering and pounding, and pounding, and pounding. I mean sex babae! Oh yea!

So there I was trying to pose her. What came out of my mouth was... "Move your...hhhhhhhh..." or "wwwwwwww...." I couldn't pronounce words, damn! I was seriously going insane not able to talk loud enough, and really worried about my throat.

By Tuesday, my voice got better enough to vocalize words and phrases. Doctor said I was good. So it all ended well.

But girl, you so sexy. Seriously... I just don't want to get beat up by all your brothers that surrounded you.

The hot babe in the red bikini

Hot babes in bikinis always wear red.

DAAAAAAAAYM! Sizzzle! Burn my eyes with those big'uns and those oh bloody so long legs.

I have no idea who this was, but she had... "IT." She had that hot sizzzle that makes you have one of those Homer droools.

She struts on to the stage like she's the hottest thing in the world. Which was true!

Playing with her breasts and her breastesseseses.... and her breasts.... and her breasts some more. And she plays with them some more! Hot! Hot! Hot!

And then she takes a deep bow towards the judges with her legs stretched taught and shows the crowd her really nice ass. Very nice ass. Delicious nice ass.

Then you notice her bad ass tattoo, and wahooooo. That's hot, really hot.

And when it's all over, the euphoria washes over you, and the world breaks your eyes away from her fleeing jiggling ass... you wonder, who the hell was that hot babe in that red bikini?

D1 Grand Prix - Jenny Chu Hearts Us

I was surprised when I saw Jenny Chu at the D1 Grand Prix bikini contest. I figured this half Chinese - half Vietnamese drop dead cutey bombshell just stopped going to any import shows. I think the last time I saw her was at the Night Shift event in San Diego earlier this year.

So there I was struck dumb when I saw her... "Oh shit, It's Jenny Chu!" Uhh, OK... move on. She was wearing a big freaking over coat that basically covered EVERYTHING. It was cold in Irwindale, so yea... I'm complaining too much, and she did do the bikini contest. She is a Nice girl.

Still not sure if I really heart Jenny Chu. I'd like to do a lot of things to her, but giving my heart to her isn't one of them. Giving a head is another... giggidity giggidity, gooo, all right!

...... after looking over these pictures, I've come to this conclusion... Jenny Chu is so bloody cute. Really good proportions. Very good indeed.

D1 Grand Prix/Extreme Autofest - Legs! Legs! Legs!

The Extreme Autofest part of the show was great. Here's some hot women with legs. Beautiful erotic legs! Lickalicious legs! Bodilicious legs! Damn legs!

The next major show is the San Diego Auto Show late December. There's also an import show that goes with it, so I'll check it out.

That's it for events this year. Pretty much sucks.

I need more pictures, preferably with beautiful models. Yup... Yup. Anyone?