Lowrider in San Bernardino coming up

Lowrider in San Bernardino is coming up. Last years Lowrider event was big - BIG! Where will I be? No where near the event.... it's to freaky far from where I live. Now if there's going to be a San Diego Lowrider event like they had last year. I'm there! I have family down in San Diego and I could crash a place to stay for free.

With gas price around $4 dollars and rising, man... that's going to be over $50 dollars just for gas money, then parking, food, water and ticket... yea, if I don't get a media pass, I'll have to buy a ticket. So total estimate to go to the Lowrider in San Bernardino is $100 plus bucks minimum.

But if you're going, man, it's a great event, hella funny sometimes, owners are some of the most enthusiastic people I've met at car shows. Models are beautifully endowed with great pairs of breasts... compared to import tuner shows with the slim slim Asian girls.

I wonder if Streetlow is going to have their event in Costa Mesa this year. But no worries, I just remembered, TruckJam is going to be held right next to that water park in Irvine this year. Yea TruckJam.... pretty big event. Last year was pretty good. Definitely going this year.

Streetlow photos from last year.

Here's some photos from the San Diego Lowrider event from last year.

Last years pictures from the San Bernardino Lowrider show.

Here's a few photos from the TruckJam event from 2007.

Sweet Lowriders - low rides!

Wow. How low can you go? Well, the owners of these two beauties think really low... very low... that is a low ride...!

Something about classic American cars converted to lowriders scream classic. Paint jobs are often slick. Hell, more than that, the lowrider crowd have basically revived the classic look and created a new art form on wheels.

God save Lowriders!

A Cheech and Chong Christmas

Been watching Cheech and Chong since I was in Junior High when I wasn't supposed too. Man, they were great back when I was little, and they still do crack me up today.

Here's some clips that crack me up. If you want to learn and know American pop culture, race relations, and the reefer culture in the 70's, you need to watch their movies.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus and his old lady


Hey Pendejos!


Mexican Americans


Dave's not here!

NHRA Xplod - Pick up lines, the Eagles, and hot models

This is a great song, it speaks to me...always liked the Eagles, from Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise, Take it easy and Love will keep us alive.



Now let's look at the lyrics....

Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load

:: So he's runnin down the road, and tryin to loosen his load... I could hear Beavis and Butthead now... "His Load" ha ha ha ha ha

I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine

::So seven women on his mind, and he's running tryin to loosen his load. Yup... right, maybe 7 Japanese love dolls.

Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy....

::slurp slurp.

So now what's your line?

Ever been slapped or even stared down when you take a great corny line like "You're cute!".... followed by a feeble attempt to seduce a woman... wa wa wa wa wa...

and then laying it low by asking for her number?

... and getting her to stare at you like you were a really small worm of a man.

You figure, ah, that's icey. Don't need that in my life, and move on.... "Hey you're cute!"...

... and she smiles and laughs... at you! Dork!

But you know, that's all right!

By then, the love of your life would be found at the back of a pickup truck.

With a full tummy of NOS energy drink, you're ready to go to a hotel, and.....

Once you're done loosening your load, with 7 women on your mind, you move on...




But you can't leave! Because it's Hotel California!

That's hella funny. Seriously dude!

That story was supposed to be freaking funny...! Seriously...

NHRA Xplod Extreme Autofest event album created! Get your pictures here!

Before starting, I gotta thank the dude who gave me the free ticket to the event. Without you, I'd be out of some cash, and I'm a big tightwad with money. So thanks man!

.... on with the show -

Damn, I'm a lazy little bastard aren't I? I just finished posting the NHRA Xplod event album. The process was pretty simple, but took some time.

My process -

1 - Copy pictures to computer
2 - Cull pictures
3 - Resize photos/add copyright/increase brightness/increase sharpness - all done through an automatic batch operation
4 - Create HTML pages/test pages
5 - Upload to server

That's it! Most of the pictures came out pretty good. Some were pretty dark, especially some import models. Did I fix it? Naw, forget that.

It's self inflicted punishment for not taking a good picture right there. That's why I'm no longer using the Raw+Jpeg mode anymore. I'm now going all Jpeg.... babay?

Here's some pictures I took. Click on anyone and be taken to page 1 of the event album.

For you Lisa Angeline lovers out there, took a lot of pictures of her at the bikini contest. Tons of pictures of her and other beautiful women.

July Babae Photo Album Finally Completed

Hey you? Yea? Is it done? Yea.... You are slow. Yea. If you were my employee I'd fire you. Yea, to bad you can't fire yourself. Yea, too bad.

Hey man, I finally posted the Taiwan Reeb Festival Babae pictures and Truck Jam Babae pictures. This series starts at page 10 to 16. Enjoy!